December 2009
Can I tell you where I want to be? At the sleeping...
That’s it. 1 year of having a blog website and I must admit this tumblr account has changed my life. I fucking love it. I fucking l love you. I’m not gonna write all this mumbo jumbo about how the year went and how it altered me as a person. That’s exactly what my About Me 2010 is for. From Anecdote to Can I tell you where I want to be? At the sleeping factory.
In-Studio Audience
Last night was a dream. This entire winter vacation has been dream. I think I’ve been drunk and/or high each and every night since school let out. Plus! I’ve seen tons of movies! I also bought my own pipe to smoke marijuana out of. Excuse me, piece. Her name is Arwen—the elven princess of Rivendell. Lord of the Rings reference. Get with the program. My friends and I were...
Whittier
where the girls are prettier sluts.
I don’t have any text messages to wake up to now that Laine is gone.
“Leo just wants his own entrance.”
– Michael Noyola
Will You Marry Me?
I heard a rumour. Maybe you did too. An old friend of mine, let’s call him Landon, has this on-and-off girlfriend. Let’s call her Jabba the Hut. Well, apparently, they got each others’ names tattooed on their bodies. True love? Indubitably. That isn’t the best part though. Evidently, Landon also proposed to Jabba. Ring and all. Chivalry is by all means alive and well....
Medium
I figured if I plan to pursue a career in the media, I ought to try and start as soon as possible. The thing about the paparazzi and whatnot is that I see them as being a necessity. As much as people love them, they are equally as despised. As much as people may or may not want them around at times, they are equally as needed. I figured the least I can do in my own little social world is post hot...
“I’m looking for someone who doesn’t get so turned off by the truth.”
It's roughly 3am
I think that might’ve been my all-time favourite goodbye.
She: Whatever happened to us by the way?
Him: You look very pretty tonight. I think red has always been your colour.
She: What does that have to do with anything?
Him: It's just that my favourite colour is blue.
Christmas in California
I’m sure plenty of others can agree with me when I say that Christmas time doesn’t feel like Christmas time anymore. Being a teenager is probably the main reason why but living in Southern California doesn’t seem to be helping either. School is also a large contributer towards the absence of the Christmas aura. Finals and whatnot have most of us too preoccupied with studying to...
l'automne dernier de la décennie
Yo! It’s Christmas Eve. Which means I’m on vacation. Which means my first semester of college is over with! This is my attempt at some sort of reflection on my Fall 2009 semester as a Freshmen at California State University Long Beach. I wasn’t too nervous going into school or anything. In fact, I had really high expectations. I figured the blonde girls would welcome me with...
Thurman Merman
Yesterday was indubitably peachy. When I came home this morning, there were two decorative penguins waiting for me on my lawn. Apparently I have “soft lips”. As for tequila shots, I can do without the salt.
“It’s never mutual.”
– Penn Knamé
Word on the Street
is…..
Olivia Love is dating ex-Whittier High School teacher Mr. Sprague. Celebrity title? The Black Sprague.
Gravity Atop!
Well, I certainly met a gorgeous girl at the mall tonight. I don’t think I’ve ever been given a phone number in such a public place. Vanessa’s text messages were rather discomforting. I’m here for you kiddo. We’ll even make another money bet. I took my first hit out of a gravity bong and witnessed the wonders of Beatles Rockband. Woo! Sleeping on this new mattress for...
“Bubba said if they didn’t have the Penis Kush to pick up on some Banana...”
– Leo
There’s a NOEL Christmas sign and a JOY sign nearby. Freedman said he’s gonna steal the letters J O E L for me.
NEW FRIEND REQUEST! Oh. What’s that? You’re just another DJ? DENIED.
The Tooth Fairy
Like any child, I used to believe in the Tooth Fairy. Well, one day when I was young, I ventured into my Mother’s room and decided to take a look inside all of the boxes on top of her dresser. She has these boxes that are all the same design but different sizes. When it came down to the smallest box, I discovered, to my surprise, just about every tooth I’ve ever lost! I was able to put...
