February 2010
Desmond Has a Barrow in the Market Place
Along with Laine’s everyday-and-overall positive energy, marijuana has contributed a great deal to this sudden splurge of happiness I find myself embodied in. Just the other night, I decided I was in love with my life whilst driving high and listening to The Beatles.
Smoking marijuana has become a daily routine as of late. It serves as the greatest incentive for me coming home from school....
Anonymous asked: i took this for you baby
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Anonymous asked: When are you going to write the book on Joelology? Seriously, you can be the next Tom Leykis.
Anonymous asked: What do you like about being high?
Anonymous asked: What is the Ford Focus post referring to?
January 2010
If my first semester of college has a song, it’s The Kooks - See the Sun
Laine: Would you ever try a new drug with me?
Joel: You, maybe.
Laine: Some girl came to work all coked out today hahahaha ew. Oooh I could totally see you getting into that.
Joel: That's the second worst thing you've ever told me.
Laine: That's not so bad. What's the first?
Joel: When you told me you weren't coming back.
About Me 2010 - January 3, 2010
Little did I know. Ignorance is bliss though, right? Of course I’m speaking on behalf of my consciousness for last years’ New Year’s party. I mentioned in 2009’s entry that I had a great time and I even thanked Michael and Kayla for helping my drunk ass. Well, allow me to take the initiative to also thank my ex-girlfriend Celina and Zoe. Apparently, they were helping me out too? I was too blacked...
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had fantasies about raping women, but not really raping them? Some people like that shit. I think its weird.
“Thank you for your response. I have already acquired the answer from other...”
– Elvick Tran
Anonymous asked: Who would you fuck if given the oppurtunity to fuck anyone?
I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
Happy Birthday Jenna!
I bought the wrong calendar. Instead of a regular 2010 wall calendar, it’s a desk calendar of The Office. No wonder it was only $7.
Yesterday was rather fun in a not-so-fun way.
Mila Kunis….oh momma.
You know I gots me a gram of dat Blueberry Kush
My tastes bud have changed and maybe they still are.
Last night, this girl left me the most interesting...
Anonymous asked: Our Montmartre date. Did I mention we'll look cute as fuck and be the envy of everyone we come across? :] To make this entry a legit "ask": Name your current favourites - novel, song, movie, word, etc.
Anonymous asked: What do you want to do with your life?
This is my public apology to Vanessa Rodriguez
One of the most peculiar nights of my entire life. Sweet Jesus.
A nestle crunch bar is the way to my heart.
“I’m dedicating Beyonce’s ‘Naughty Girl’ to you, boy.”
– Celina Romero
No matter what. No matter how I explain myself. No one will ever feel the same way I do about certain things. I won’t feel the same way they do about certain things. I’m okay with that. This is about music and how it has a tendency to unleash the fiercest nostalgia.
I wonder if I'll ever be an author talking about...
“I highly doubt you won’t be famous. Or at least known. And with your sick...”
– Steve Perez
If this is true then you all might want to start idolizing me now. When I’m rich and famous, you’ll be rewarded.
Anonymous asked: We'll meet in Montmartre, get belligerent off of cheap wine and dance on the cobblestone streets. Deal? Deal.
Anonymous asked: I'm just a bill, yes I'm only a bill. And I'm snorting coke on Captiol Hill.
Anonymous asked: How tall are you?
Anonymous asked: I want yo dick, fool.
I don’t know how long this feeling will last but I hope it never ends.
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
This is exactly what I’ve been wanting. Even though it feels a bit like it did the last time I clenched, even a bit like Wales, I feel much greater by comparison.
Dear Beautiful,
beautiful and serene, you’re beautiful and I love you. Our love—it bloomed; your love—it blew me away in ways more than one. Semi-colon; latter half of a parentheses pair. I’m blue. How could I? How could you? What are you doing? Why are you doing it? You’ll be accepting my apology. You’re far too safe, dissimilar to a deer filled with beauty in the headlights....
Depressing.
There were some buildings. They could walk. Then there were some vampires. One of the vampires bit the tallest building but his fangs broke off. Then all of his other teeth fell out. The vampire started crying. The other vampires said, “Why are you crying? Aren’t those just your baby teeth?” The vampire said, “No, those are my grown-up teeth.” And the vampires...
Anonymous asked: Not really here to ask anything, rather to tell you that you have some pretty good writing. Good Stuff. Cheers.
“The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature.”
– Henry Miller
Baby
Second semester has officially started. I had to take an extra class to meet the requirements for studying abroad: Philosophy! Two months of school ahead of me followed by a two week vacation in New York followed by two more months of school followed by three and a half months of summer vacation followed by nine months in France. I have Vanessa in one class and Laine in two! She’s my Ms. New...